Mighty Amazon River
29 March 2024

Exploring The Mighty Amazon River

In 2005, my wife and I embarked on an epic expedition down the mighty Amazon River. Unfortunately, my photography skills were lacking, so you'll have to take my word for it - the views were nothing short of spectacular. As we delved deeper into the dense jungle, I started to feel invincible. No giant snakes, toxic darts, or creepy crawlies had crossed our path yet. We were in the heart of the Amazon, surrounded by towering trees and buzzing insects. Our bodies were practically marinating an ultimate bug-repellent cocktail. "I've seen more mosquitoes in my backyard than here," I boasted. And just like that, the insects descended upon us like a plague. Our guide, a mystical shaman with eyes that seemed to see right through me, bore the brunt of the attack. In that moment, as our eyes locked, I had a sinking feeling. I knew what was coming next. And it wasn't going to be pretty.

As I slapped away mosquitos, scratched at bug bites, and sprayed on more repellent, my fellow hikers were shooting daggers at me for dragging them into the jungle. But just when things couldn't get any worse, a local villager emerged with a machete and a yard-long anaconda coiled around a stick. The serpent, seemingly snoozing, lured me in for a photo op. But as I dared to get closer, its golden eye snapped open and I narrowly avoided a strike. Needless to say, my dignity remained intact by a thread. Lesson learned, I trudged on with my group, feeling the invisible eyes of jungle spirits watching our every move. It was as if the mischievous forest goblin, the curupira, with its backward-facing feet and deceptive tricks, was gleefully mocking our clueless city slicker antics. And so we trekked on, humbled and a little bit wiser, in our high-tech hiking gear, surrounded by nature's ancient mysteries and hidden dangers. Don’t forget that in the jungle, even the tiniest creature can teach you a lesson in humility.

Amazon River Adventures

Amazon River Adventures - Exploring the Land of Reflections

To me the jungle is like a fabulous fashion show, with 65,000 tree species strutting their stuff in shades of green that range from emerald to chartreuse. It's a wild and wonderful world where trees drip giant peapods like a high-end designer accessory, and coffee-related trees produce sugary seedpods that look like green gummy worms. Majestic kapok trees hang large red pepper-shaped fruit like Christmas ornaments, adding a touch of festive flair to the leafy landscape. But it's not all glamour and glitz in the jungle. The ground is a bustling metropolis of leaf cutter ants, endlessly hauling bits of foliage to create their own fungus farms. And let's not forget the monkeys and creepy crawlies that lurk in the trees and on the forest floor, adding a touch of intrigue to this vibrant ecosystem. As we drifted along in our riverboat, known as the Jungle Cruiser, we were immersed in the surreal beauty of the Pacayo-Samiria reserve. This is truly the land of mirrors, where floodwaters reflect the sky in hues of violet and pink, creating a magical backdrop for our adventures. But amidst all the beauty and wonder of the jungle, there is also a reminder of the harsh realities of life. Nature's intentions may be pure, but humanity's desires often clash with the natural world. As I confront the inevitability of ageing and mortality, I realise that my battles with Nature have only just begun. Entering the jungle was like stepping into a different reality, where the cycle of life and death is on full display. It's a place where exoticism and beauty meet the harsh truths of existence, forcing me to confront my own mortality and the fragility of life. But in the midst of this wild and untamed world, there is also a sense of awe and wonder, as I witness the power and beauty of the natural world in all its glory.

As the sun set on Nauta, our journey into the heart of the Amazon began. Traversing the red muck of the port town, we found ourselves surrounded by stray dogs and families enjoying Sunday dinners in wall-less huts. Boarding the Jungle Cruiser, we were soon greeted by the daybreak knocks at our door, beckoning us to explore the wonders of the mighty river. Venturing out on a small skiff, we navigated the Maranon, its waters tinged with a pinkish hue under the morning sky. The call of toucans filled the air, macaws soared above, and squirrel monkeys swung through the trees in troops of up to 300. These lively creatures, later found for sale in the bustling market of Iquitos, were valued by locals for their bug-eating abilities. Amidst the towering Cecropia trees that lined the riverbank, we discovered a world teeming with life. Azteca ants crawled along the bark, tanagers flitted about, and high in the branches, a three-toed sloth lazed in the leaves. These peculiar creatures, resembling sleepy small men, seemed straight out of a mythical tale. As we delved deeper into the Amazon, we couldn't help but be captivated by the enchanting ecosystem that surrounded us. From the bustling wildlife to the lush vegetation, every moment on the river was a reminder of the untamed beauty of the jungle.

El Dorado

El Dorado

Join me on a journey through the untamed depths of the Amazon, where tales of exploration unfold like a gripping adventure thriller with a dash of daring and a sprinkle of danger. Imagine the bold Francisco Pizarro, eyes gleaming with dreams of gold, embarking on a quest for El Dorado, only to be met with a harsh reality of disease, starvation, and native resistance that spelled doom for his ill-fated expedition. As the centuries passed, more intrepid souls dared to tread where others faltered, their quests intertwined with the tragic legacy of exploitation and violence that scarred the indigenous populations. Enter Scott Wallace, a modern-day explorer on a mission to protect the last un-contacted tribes hidden deep within the jungle, armed with technology but still at the mercy of nature's whims. Amidst the towering trees and echoing calls of exotic wildlife, the Amazon beckons with its ancient mysteries and untold treasures, drawing in adventurers with promises of discovery and danger. David Grann's recounting of Percy Fawcett's obsessive quest for a lost city serves as a cautionary tale of the seductive allure that still captivates explorers today. So come, let us delve into the heart of the jungle, where the past echoes through the dense foliage and the spirit of exploration lives on in those who dare to venture into the unknown. Who knows what secrets lie waiting to be unearthed, what wonders and perils await those brave enough to seek them out in the enigmatic embrace of the Amazon.

As modern-day "explorers" of the upper-middle class, we were on a quest for our own version of the jungle grail. While some of our fellow travellers were captivated by the exotic bird species, my attention shifted to the resilient humans living amidst the wild. Survival of the fittest may be nature's way, but there was something intriguing about the simplicity and rawness of life in the river villages we passed by. The lack of walls in their thatched huts symbolised the surrender to Mother Nature's unpredictable whims, a concept that both baffled and intrigued me. It was like peering into a different world, glimpsing the daily routines of those who lived in harmony with the elements. Before embarking on this adventure, I had delved into the writings of Jared Diamond, who painted a vivid picture of traditional societies and their unflinching approach to survival. The idea of leaving behind the weak and elderly, without a second thought, was a stark reminder of the stark realities of life in the jungle. So as we cruised along the river, passing by these fascinating villages, I couldn't help but ponder the contrast between our comfortable lives and the harsh realities faced by those living at the water's edge. It was a humbling experience, one that reminded me of the resilience and adaptability of the human spirit in the face of adversity. Shedding the weak and dying is what evolution is all about, too. Nature rewards the strong and weeds out the weak. I wondered how my son, asthmatic as a boy, would have fared, or how long my mother would have lasted without the life-saving surgery of 12 years ago. I doubt if I could have walked away from them, even if it meant harm to the community. And yet when I think about my own last days, I can only imagine begging my children to go on their way, to remember me as strong, and not to stand by and witness death up close.

Harsh or Serene?

Family Life - Harsh or Serene?

In the quaint village of Jaguari, I had the pleasure of meeting the fascinating river family of Ila, her husband Roberto, her mother Nera, and their teenaged son. Their house, or should I say lack of walls, was a cosy little dwelling with four small beds crammed together, each sheltered by a mosquito net. Ila and Nera had both popped out 7 kids at home, never once setting eyes on a doctor or an OB-GYN. The government's investment in visiting nurses determined whether the kids got vaccinated or not that year. Despite their toothless grins (thanks to no dentists in sight), the women's skin was smooth as butter and their hair as black as night. Nera, the illiterate wonder woman of the village, stumbled upon her talents as a midwife while aiding a woman in labour years ago. She confidently delivered the baby and declared it a miracle, paving the way for her future as a skilled birth companion. Meanwhile, the Amazonian society held onto out-dated beliefs about menstruating or pregnant women stealing a hunter's powers, but Roberto seemed content cutting up Inca Cola bottles to fence his crops without a care in the world. As Ila playfully teased Roberto about his jungle elixir made of bark, honey, and the occasional monkey penis (yes, you read that right), I marvelled at how Nera managed to live such a long and healthy life without basic medical care. You want to know her secret? Well, it’s an all-organic diet of freshly caught fish, home-grown crops, and wild jungle fruits. Who needs doctors when you've got nature on your side, right?

Bowing to Mother Nature's Every Whim

Roberto and Nera inhabited a house that was more about embracing nature than protecting against it. Their lack of walls and affinity for the jungle lifestyle left me both in awe and a little uneasy, as I was used to the safety of four solid walls and a sturdy roof over my head. When I inquired about Nera's ability to sleep peacefully with the eerie jungle noises lurking outside, she simply replied with a nonchalant "Serenidad." She was the epitome of calmness, completely unbothered by the potential dangers of nocturnal jungle escapades. Their carefree attitude towards life made me envious, especially coming from a city plagued with sleepless nights due to hormonal imbalances. But let's face it, as much as I admired their organic way of living, I wasn't quite ready to go full-on Rousseau and start praising the virtues of jungle living. Sure, the jungle was stunning, but it was also a harsh reminder of nature's unforgiving power, with diseases and death lurking around every corner. During our days spent on the boat, I fell into a rhythm as predictable as the rising sun. Skiff rides, hikes, naps - it was all so comforting and familiar. The afternoon heat would lull me into a peaceful siesta, the gentle sounds of water against the boat acting as a soothing lullaby. As I lay in my air-conditioned cabin at night, I longed for the tranquillity and contentment that the river had brought me during the day. The scenery of the Amazon passing by felt like something out of a dream. The water seamlessly blended into the sky, blurring the lines between reality and fantasy. It was in those moments that I truly understood the magic of the jungle. It was here where nature's beauty created an enchanting mirage that captivated my soul.

Darkness Within

As the sun began its descent, we embarked on a thrilling adventure down one of the shadowy black water tributaries in search of caimans. The gentle patter of warm rain accompanied us as we ventured into the forest armed with flashlights, ready to spot these elusive creatures lurking in the flooded areas. Twilight came and went in the blink of an eye near the equator, as the symphony of insects and birds filled the air with their cacophony. In the cover of darkness, our flashlights pierced the night, revealing the golden glint of caimans' eyes peeking out from the murky waters. We watched in awe as these ancient reptiles lay motionless, waiting patiently for their next meal to wander by. Suddenly, our gaze fell upon a pair of gleaming golden eyes atop a dead tree. It was an owl keeping watch over its domain, its eyes darting like tiny searchlights in the darkness. The sound of the black water lapping against the hull of our skiff added to the eerie ambiance as we peered beneath the surface with our waterproof flashlight, revealing a world of swirling grasses and tree roots. And then, in a breath-taking moment, the full moon emerged from behind a veil of green, casting a mesmerising glow upon our nocturnal journey. As we navigated the winding waterways, marvelling at the moon's dance in the sky, I couldn't help but wonder at the skill of our guides who expertly led us through the labyrinthine maze without the aid of GPS. It was as if we had been transported to a realm between worlds, where time and space seemed to blur, and the transition from life to death felt as ethereal as the passage down the Amazon tributary. In that mystical moment, I couldn't help but imagine my own journey into the unknown as painless, magical, and utterly euphoric.

Now that I'm back home, I realise I barely scratched the surface of that mysterious place. I caught a glimpse of its murky and intimidating nature, where both humans and animals abide by the unyielding law of life and death, leaving no trace behind. As David Grann vividly describes in The Lost City of Z, the jungle swiftly consumes all that perishes, with insects and scavengers turning the deceased into new life in a matter of hours. It's a cycle of birth, life, death, and rebirth - the essence of the jungle. Who knows what fate would have awaited me had I ventured deeper into those untamed depths, or worse yet, been born there? Would I have thrived among the fortunate few, or been left to languish? Perhaps I would have lived a life of simplicity and peace, like Ila, dreaming undisturbed even in the darkest hours. The thought of succumbing to the inevitable cycle of life and death, of returning to the earth from which we came, is a daunting prospect. Yet, amidst the fear and uncertainty, there is a strange comfort in knowing that every demise in the jungle paves the way for new beginnings. I am aware that there lies a mysterious and untamed part of the forest awaiting my eventual exploration. I am not eager to venture into its depths until I have no other choice, but the prospect no longer terrifies me as it once did.

“The fittest animal survives the jungle.
The weakest animal dies even if protected.”
- Matshona Dhliwayo